1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:01,843 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:01,930 --> 00:00:03,059 That was Channel Seven, they want me 3 00:00:03,189 --> 00:00:04,752 to fill in for the regular weather girl on Friday. 4 00:00:04,882 --> 00:00:05,750 Heather with the Weather? 5 00:00:05,838 --> 00:00:07,053 Heather has to go 6 00:00:07,183 --> 00:00:08,747 to her grandma's funeral in El Paso. 7 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:10,787 Which is obviously sad. 8 00:00:10,917 --> 00:00:12,046 You don't look sad. 9 00:00:12,176 --> 00:00:13,522 Well, I am. 10 00:00:13,696 --> 00:00:15,128 Overnight, into the morning, we'll be seeing 11 00:00:15,259 --> 00:00:17,559 some wind gusts which should clear out those clouds. 12 00:00:17,646 --> 00:00:20,121 Dang, she's really good. 13 00:00:20,252 --> 00:00:23,030 Heather will be back with the weather on Monday, 14 00:00:23,117 --> 00:00:24,767 unless she needs a few extra days with her family, 15 00:00:24,897 --> 00:00:26,808 which would be very understandable, 16 00:00:26,938 --> 00:00:28,935 given the tragedy that's befallen her. 17 00:00:33,494 --> 00:00:34,666 Hey. 18 00:00:34,796 --> 00:00:36,316 Oh, hey. 19 00:00:36,445 --> 00:00:38,182 No CeeCee today? 20 00:00:38,313 --> 00:00:41,352 No, but it's nice when you're disappointed it's just me. 21 00:00:41,438 --> 00:00:44,304 I am always happy to see you. 22 00:00:44,434 --> 00:00:45,910 But happier when I bring your granddaughter. 23 00:00:45,997 --> 00:00:48,906 I'm not gonna lie in church, so yes. 24 00:00:50,643 --> 00:00:52,509 I brought you some canned goods for the food drive. 25 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,073 That is very thoughtful. 26 00:00:54,203 --> 00:00:56,591 Well, you haven't seen the expiration dates. 27 00:00:56,721 --> 00:00:58,979 Mary, did you order the... Oh. 28 00:00:59,109 --> 00:01:00,195 Hey there, Mandy. 29 00:01:00,324 --> 00:01:02,582 Didn't know we had a celebrity in our midst. 30 00:01:02,757 --> 00:01:05,188 Oh, please, it's just the local news. 31 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,445 Well, let's not forget the biggest celebrity of all. 32 00:01:07,532 --> 00:01:08,444 He's here, too. 33 00:01:08,573 --> 00:01:10,571 Amen to that. 34 00:01:12,178 --> 00:01:13,089 Okay, I'm gonna go. 35 00:01:13,176 --> 00:01:14,956 I don't know if Mary 36 00:01:15,087 --> 00:01:17,084 told you about the church carnival we have coming up? 37 00:01:17,213 --> 00:01:18,212 It's a pretty big deal, 38 00:01:18,343 --> 00:01:20,166 some might even call it newsworthy. 39 00:01:20,296 --> 00:01:22,553 Oh, well, me and Georgie will try to stop by. 40 00:01:22,728 --> 00:01:23,727 Oh, I think what 41 00:01:23,856 --> 00:01:25,419 Pastor Jeff is trying to say 42 00:01:25,593 --> 00:01:27,286 is that it could be really helpful if you were to 43 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:28,936 run it by your bosses... 44 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:30,108 Please put it on the news. 45 00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:32,366 That. 46 00:01:32,496 --> 00:01:33,886 All the money goes to charity, 47 00:01:34,016 --> 00:01:36,013 and we could really use the publicity. 48 00:01:36,143 --> 00:01:38,270 Well, we do cover that sort of thing, so I'll check. 49 00:01:38,401 --> 00:01:40,528 And, if you do, 50 00:01:40,658 --> 00:01:43,263 maybe you could wear something a little more modest than usual. 51 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,651 Don't blow this. 52 00:01:45,782 --> 00:01:48,040 Just sometimes she shows too much bosom. 53 00:01:48,126 --> 00:01:50,731 If her boss is okay with it, we should be, too. 54 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:51,860 What about our boss? 55 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:54,725 Jesus hung out with prostitutes. He's fine. 56 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:28,243 It's a win-win. 57 00:02:28,373 --> 00:02:29,589 Church gets some publicity for their charity thing 58 00:02:29,719 --> 00:02:31,367 and I get extra air time. 59 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:32,889 So you'll cover the Baptist church 60 00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:34,755 but not the Catholic church. 61 00:02:34,929 --> 00:02:37,317 Hey, I would cover a cult if it got me on TV more. 62 00:02:38,707 --> 00:02:40,052 Well, then, you're off to a good start. 63 00:02:41,398 --> 00:02:42,916 Well, church carnival's actually pretty fun. 64 00:02:43,048 --> 00:02:46,304 There's booths and games, Pastor Jeff in a dunk tank. 65 00:02:46,391 --> 00:02:48,822 You know, I had my first kiss 66 00:02:48,953 --> 00:02:50,472 at a church carnival kissing booth. 67 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:53,598 You paid for your first kiss? That's sad. 68 00:02:53,728 --> 00:02:56,768 It was a thing people did, it wasn't weird. 69 00:02:56,854 --> 00:02:59,068 Yeah, she was my Sunday school teacher. 70 00:03:00,588 --> 00:03:02,759 Okay, it was weird. 71 00:03:02,846 --> 00:03:05,624 Maybe the shop should sponsor a booth. 72 00:03:05,755 --> 00:03:07,665 I mean a game, not a creepy one like his. 73 00:03:09,532 --> 00:03:11,963 His was a game: herpes roulette. 74 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:14,568 I'm thinking like throw a football through a tire 75 00:03:14,742 --> 00:03:16,391 and win a free oil change. 76 00:03:16,522 --> 00:03:17,998 You sure? 77 00:03:18,128 --> 00:03:19,908 This is Texas, a lot of people can throw a football. 78 00:03:19,995 --> 00:03:21,341 I can't. 79 00:03:21,515 --> 00:03:24,076 No, son, you really can't. 80 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:25,248 I can teach him. 81 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,506 No, son, you really can't. 82 00:03:33,931 --> 00:03:35,799 So, what you think? 83 00:03:35,929 --> 00:03:37,014 It's a great idea. 84 00:03:37,145 --> 00:03:39,011 - Really? - Yeah 85 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:41,530 Advertising, build some goodwill with the community. 86 00:03:41,660 --> 00:03:44,178 Huh. You don't usually agree with me. 87 00:03:44,264 --> 00:03:46,479 Well, you don't usually have good ideas. 88 00:03:47,869 --> 00:03:49,127 Are you messing with me? 89 00:03:49,257 --> 00:03:51,472 No, I think this is smart. 90 00:03:51,602 --> 00:03:53,686 Are you doing reverse psychology? 91 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:55,510 No. 92 00:03:55,639 --> 00:03:57,463 Are you doing reverse psychology? 93 00:03:57,594 --> 00:03:59,894 I don't think so. 94 00:04:00,025 --> 00:04:02,630 So what's happening, are we doing the booth or not? 95 00:04:03,499 --> 00:04:05,496 I'm not sure anymore. 96 00:04:15,132 --> 00:04:17,869 Okay, so they're gonna go live to us in about 20 minutes. 97 00:04:17,955 --> 00:04:19,301 Just keep it casual 98 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:20,778 and look at me, not at the camera. 99 00:04:20,908 --> 00:04:22,254 You don't need to explain it to me, 100 00:04:22,385 --> 00:04:24,555 I'm also in the news business. 101 00:04:24,729 --> 00:04:25,728 The good news business. 102 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,115 Funny. 103 00:04:28,245 --> 00:04:30,286 I got more like that. 104 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:31,762 Can't wait. 105 00:04:31,893 --> 00:04:33,456 So, uh, any questions? 106 00:04:33,543 --> 00:04:35,278 Yes. Does that blouse have one more button 107 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,755 or is that all the way up? 108 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,318 You're blowing it again. 109 00:04:39,056 --> 00:04:40,619 Pretty as a picture. 110 00:04:43,571 --> 00:04:45,177 You know, you're looking a little shiny. 111 00:04:45,264 --> 00:04:46,089 Do you want me to powder you? 112 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:48,434 I have my own makeup, thank you. 113 00:04:52,819 --> 00:04:54,339 Damn it. 114 00:04:54,469 --> 00:04:57,291 Church carnival. "Dang its" only please. 115 00:04:58,681 --> 00:05:00,200 Hey, how's it going? 116 00:05:00,287 --> 00:05:02,544 Great, no winners so far, 117 00:05:02,675 --> 00:05:03,803 but I'm handing out a lot of business cards. 118 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:06,018 I guess everyone can't throw a football. 119 00:05:07,537 --> 00:05:08,666 I rigged it. 120 00:05:09,752 --> 00:05:12,313 The ball's extra heavy and the tire's extra small. 121 00:05:12,487 --> 00:05:14,484 What, you're cheating at a church carnival? 122 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,264 How are you your mother's son? 123 00:05:16,395 --> 00:05:18,348 I think it skips a generation. 124 00:05:18,478 --> 00:05:19,563 Also, 125 00:05:19,651 --> 00:05:21,213 what if when you're interviewing Pastor Jeff, 126 00:05:21,344 --> 00:05:22,950 our booth is in the background? 127 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,817 So Mandy McAllister's 128 00:05:24,904 --> 00:05:27,682 is standing in front of the McAllister Tire booth? 129 00:05:27,769 --> 00:05:29,332 Yeah. 130 00:05:29,419 --> 00:05:30,635 And maybe take it down a button. 131 00:05:32,328 --> 00:05:34,585 Okay, you and your mother need to think less about my cleavage. 132 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,921 The pet python was finally found in the bathroom 133 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,398 at the local park, 134 00:05:44,528 --> 00:05:47,046 so just remember, look before you leak. 135 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,214 And if you're looking for something fun to do 136 00:05:50,302 --> 00:05:52,560 with the family this weekend, our very own Mandy McAllister 137 00:05:52,647 --> 00:05:54,817 has a suggestion. Mandy? 138 00:05:56,163 --> 00:05:57,510 Thank you, Kimberly. 139 00:05:57,596 --> 00:05:59,420 So, I'm here with Pastor Jeff Difford 140 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:01,156 at the First Baptist Church carnival 141 00:06:01,244 --> 00:06:03,588 where the funnel cakes are hot, the booths are hopping, 142 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:05,975 and all the money goes to charity. 143 00:06:06,062 --> 00:06:07,669 Pastor Jeff, give us the details. 144 00:06:07,799 --> 00:06:09,102 Well, the devil's in the details, 145 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:10,274 but I'll give you the scoop. 146 00:06:12,575 --> 00:06:14,312 - Just a little church humor. - Mm-hmm. 147 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,483 You did warn me. 148 00:06:16,612 --> 00:06:18,306 We'll be out here all weekend raising money 149 00:06:18,393 --> 00:06:20,564 for the food bank. It's gonna be full of 150 00:06:20,737 --> 00:06:23,082 good old-fashioned wholesome fun. 151 00:06:23,212 --> 00:06:25,686 Sack races, egg toss... 152 00:06:25,817 --> 00:06:27,641 You might even get a chance to sink yours truly 153 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:29,116 in the dunk tank. 154 00:06:29,204 --> 00:06:32,373 Oh, well, that is tempting. 155 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,632 And it's gonna be a beautiful day for it. 156 00:06:33,762 --> 00:06:36,150 I've predicted sunny skies all through Monday. 157 00:06:36,323 --> 00:06:38,103 Guess we've got Him to thank for that. 158 00:06:38,234 --> 00:06:39,493 Or Her. 159 00:06:39,623 --> 00:06:41,489 Oh, I meant God. 160 00:06:41,621 --> 00:06:42,706 No, I know, so did I. 161 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,093 But God's a man. 162 00:06:45,268 --> 00:06:46,700 Yeah, could be a woman. 163 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:49,565 "Our Father who art in heaven." 164 00:06:49,695 --> 00:06:51,302 Sounds like a man. 165 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:53,646 Fair point, although, "created all life" 166 00:06:53,777 --> 00:06:55,210 sounds like a woman. 167 00:06:56,729 --> 00:06:57,858 Well, He's not. 168 00:06:57,988 --> 00:06:59,030 I'm just saying, we don't know. 169 00:06:59,161 --> 00:07:00,636 You may not, but I do. 170 00:07:02,504 --> 00:07:04,110 Well, one thing we can agree on, 171 00:07:04,197 --> 00:07:06,541 the carnival's open from noon till 9:00 Saturday and Sunday, 172 00:07:06,672 --> 00:07:08,365 so come on down. 173 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:10,535 For Channel Seven, I'm Mandy McAllister. 174 00:07:10,709 --> 00:07:11,491 He's a man. 175 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:14,183 And we're clear. 176 00:07:15,312 --> 00:07:17,482 Okay. Well, that was fun. 177 00:07:18,524 --> 00:07:20,521 What? 178 00:07:23,864 --> 00:07:24,949 Look, I know your mom's upset, 179 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,773 but other than her and Pastor Jeff, 180 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:29,248 I promise, no one cares. 181 00:07:30,594 --> 00:07:31,679 So God's a woman? 182 00:07:33,373 --> 00:07:35,022 See? 183 00:07:35,153 --> 00:07:36,369 Come on, it's not that big a deal. 184 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:38,192 It is a huge deal. 185 00:07:38,322 --> 00:07:40,927 Dad, you get I didn't say anything bad? 186 00:07:41,013 --> 00:07:42,403 Still shouldn't have said it. 187 00:07:42,534 --> 00:07:44,444 Oh, my God. 188 00:07:44,574 --> 00:07:47,135 Maybe cool it with the "G" word for a while. 189 00:07:47,222 --> 00:07:48,438 It's not like I said 190 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:52,042 God doesn't exist, because I think She does. 191 00:07:52,215 --> 00:07:54,993 Not funny. I have to live in this town. 192 00:07:55,168 --> 00:07:57,078 I have a hair appointment tomorrow. 193 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,945 That is three hours of dirty looks 194 00:07:59,032 --> 00:08:00,855 and "bless your hearts." 195 00:08:01,854 --> 00:08:03,330 You're overreacting. 196 00:08:04,632 --> 00:08:05,804 There's three things you don't talk about in Texas: 197 00:08:05,935 --> 00:08:07,845 Religion, politics and money. 198 00:08:07,975 --> 00:08:09,148 What about sex? 199 00:08:09,278 --> 00:08:11,058 Four things. 200 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,271 Well, maybe it's time we start talking about them. 201 00:08:15,096 --> 00:08:16,268 Bless your heart. 202 00:08:20,956 --> 00:08:23,345 Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. 203 00:08:23,475 --> 00:08:25,168 Well, I can assure you, 204 00:08:25,299 --> 00:08:27,296 her views do not reflect those of the station 205 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:28,381 and we will take care of it. 206 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,767 I don't think we stone people anymore. 207 00:08:33,287 --> 00:08:34,589 Thanks for calling. Goodbye, Reverend. 208 00:08:35,935 --> 00:08:38,323 Let me guess, another fan? 209 00:08:38,454 --> 00:08:40,666 It's not a joke, folks are really upset. Listen. 210 00:08:42,403 --> 00:08:43,794 Tell that blaspheming bimbo 211 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:47,354 she can do her next weather report from hell. 212 00:08:47,484 --> 00:08:50,350 Well, that's silly. It's gonna be hot there. 213 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,172 Maybe we should pull you off the schedule for a while, 214 00:08:53,346 --> 00:08:54,908 - let everybody cool down. - No, no, no, 215 00:08:54,996 --> 00:08:55,950 don't take me off the air. 216 00:08:56,081 --> 00:08:58,252 I can fix this. I'll just apologize. 217 00:08:58,381 --> 00:08:59,945 Really? 218 00:09:00,075 --> 00:09:01,768 Yeah. Why are you surprised? 219 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,114 'Cause as long as I've known you, 220 00:09:03,288 --> 00:09:05,198 I've never heard you apologize for anything. 221 00:09:06,457 --> 00:09:09,019 And I am so sorry for that... 222 00:09:09,105 --> 00:09:10,191 I heard it, I'll practice. 223 00:09:14,663 --> 00:09:17,702 And before we go to commercial, our Channel Seven weather girl, 224 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:20,654 Mandy McAllister, has a special message for our audience. 225 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,218 Mandy. 226 00:09:22,347 --> 00:09:23,259 Thanks, Kimberly. 227 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,690 I just wanted to address some comments 228 00:09:25,777 --> 00:09:27,992 I made on air yesterday. 229 00:09:28,165 --> 00:09:30,683 I meant no disrespect, but I understand 230 00:09:30,814 --> 00:09:32,203 if some of you were offended, 231 00:09:32,290 --> 00:09:35,329 so, from the bottom of my heart, 232 00:09:35,459 --> 00:09:37,934 I'm sorry you took it the wrong way. 233 00:09:39,193 --> 00:09:41,233 Personally, I thought it was a compliment. 234 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,927 I think women are great 235 00:09:43,101 --> 00:09:45,401 and God would be so lucky to be one. 236 00:09:45,532 --> 00:09:47,703 But this is Texas, 237 00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:50,221 so I should've kept my mouth shut. 238 00:09:51,653 --> 00:09:53,390 Back to you, Kimberly. 239 00:09:53,521 --> 00:09:54,606 Okey dokey. 240 00:09:54,736 --> 00:09:56,733 And while we go to commercial, 241 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,470 how about we all pray for Mandy. 242 00:10:06,198 --> 00:10:08,108 Suspended. Can you believe it? 243 00:10:08,239 --> 00:10:10,192 Oh, I got suspended a ton of times. 244 00:10:10,366 --> 00:10:11,408 It ain't bad. 245 00:10:11,538 --> 00:10:13,318 Sit at home, watch TV, 246 00:10:13,492 --> 00:10:14,491 hit your dad's liquor cabinet. 247 00:10:15,836 --> 00:10:17,616 Okay, this isn't high school, Georgie. 248 00:10:17,703 --> 00:10:18,745 I could lose my job. 249 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,742 You ain't gonna lose nothing. 250 00:10:20,916 --> 00:10:22,479 You just got to let this blow over. 251 00:10:22,653 --> 00:10:24,476 Somebody'll grow the world's biggest pumpkin 252 00:10:24,606 --> 00:10:26,213 and they'll forget all about you. 253 00:10:26,343 --> 00:10:28,297 I really don't think so. 254 00:10:28,471 --> 00:10:30,077 You see how huge some of them pumpkins get? 255 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,422 You could live in 'em. 256 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,200 Do you think what I said was so wrong? 257 00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:37,849 I don't know, 258 00:10:37,936 --> 00:10:39,455 I guess I never really thought about it. 259 00:10:39,585 --> 00:10:41,018 Why would you? You're a man. 260 00:10:41,148 --> 00:10:43,927 Hey, if God's a woman, I'm cool with it. 261 00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:45,707 You really feel that way? 262 00:10:45,794 --> 00:10:47,270 Yeah. 263 00:10:47,444 --> 00:10:50,266 Wow, I wish everybody was as open-minded as you. 264 00:10:50,439 --> 00:10:54,129 I mean, if you think about it, plagues, floods... 265 00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:56,431 that kind of temper sounds like a woman to me. 266 00:10:58,644 --> 00:11:01,380 I bet that's the look God gives right before She smites folks. 267 00:11:09,195 --> 00:11:11,713 - Hey. - Hey, honey. Everything okay? 268 00:11:11,843 --> 00:11:14,318 Not really. Mandy got suspended. 269 00:11:14,405 --> 00:11:16,663 I heard, I'm sorry. 270 00:11:16,749 --> 00:11:18,095 Are you? 271 00:11:18,182 --> 00:11:19,832 Of course. 272 00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:22,654 She's my daughter-in-law and I love her. 273 00:11:22,741 --> 00:11:25,259 But she said what she said. 274 00:11:25,389 --> 00:11:28,472 Then she tried to undo what she said and she said more. 275 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,293 She was only at that carnival 'cause y'all asked. 276 00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:34,854 I didn't ask her to mock God. 277 00:11:34,984 --> 00:11:36,765 She said she's sorry. 278 00:11:36,852 --> 00:11:39,369 That I took it the wrong way, I heard. 279 00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:41,367 That ain't what she meant. 280 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,451 Georgie, what do you want me to do? 281 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,101 I can't help that people are mad. 282 00:11:46,446 --> 00:11:49,051 Maybe Pastor Jeff can say something in his sermon. 283 00:11:49,182 --> 00:11:53,089 You know, love the sinner, judge not lest you be judged, 284 00:11:53,219 --> 00:11:55,433 give Mandy a break 'cause her husband's drowning in debt. 285 00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:58,429 I will talk to him, 286 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:00,947 but he is mighty peeved. 287 00:12:01,078 --> 00:12:03,291 Yeah, but he listens to you, so you can de-peeve him. 288 00:12:04,464 --> 00:12:06,244 "De-peeve him?" 289 00:12:06,374 --> 00:12:08,328 Un-peeve him? 290 00:12:09,414 --> 00:12:11,193 No, it's "de-peeve." 291 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,401 What you reading? 292 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,833 Another batch of hate mail. 293 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,785 Joke's on you, "Satan Barbie" sounds cool. 294 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,476 May I? 295 00:12:26,606 --> 00:12:28,734 Oh, yeah, knock yourself out. 296 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,162 So, the bad ones go here 297 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:34,856 and the really bad ones go here. 298 00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:45,970 What's that pile? 299 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:46,665 You don't want to know. 300 00:12:48,314 --> 00:12:51,093 I thought at least one person would be on my side. 301 00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:53,090 Now, hold on. 302 00:12:53,264 --> 00:12:54,479 I think this one... 303 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,257 No. Whoa. Yeah, no. 304 00:13:01,079 --> 00:13:02,729 - Hey. Where you been? - Church. 305 00:13:02,859 --> 00:13:04,682 Congratulations, 306 00:13:04,813 --> 00:13:07,461 you knocked a pregnant teenager off the top of the prayer list. 307 00:13:07,591 --> 00:13:09,719 Someone's the belle of the ball. 308 00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:12,411 Why were you at church? 309 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,581 I was hoping I could get Pastor Jeff to say something 310 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:15,971 in his sermon to calm everyone down. 311 00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:17,403 Is he gonna? 312 00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,183 - He will. - Great. 313 00:13:19,357 --> 00:13:21,311 If you sit down with him 314 00:13:21,441 --> 00:13:23,177 on air and publicly apologize. 315 00:13:23,308 --> 00:13:25,957 Oh, no. I will not be extorted. 316 00:13:26,086 --> 00:13:28,779 Okay. Well, I tried. 317 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,672 I'll do it. I'll do it. Hey! Hey, I'll do it! 318 00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:50,574 Shouldn't you be working? 319 00:13:50,661 --> 00:13:52,006 On what? We've barely had any customers 320 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,656 since your wife made God mad. 321 00:13:55,957 --> 00:13:57,651 There's a car up on the lift. 322 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,213 Yeah, mine. 323 00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:01,601 Figure I'd change the shocks on what may be my new home. 324 00:14:02,817 --> 00:14:05,075 She's gonna fix this and everything'll be back to normal. 325 00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:07,419 Doesn't help that her name is on the store. 326 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:09,720 So we'll change the name to Cooper. 327 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,674 Why not Alvarez? 328 00:14:11,804 --> 00:14:13,497 Cooper's got two "O" s. 329 00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:15,712 We can make 'em look like tires. 330 00:14:15,841 --> 00:14:18,359 I want to argue with that but it's good. 331 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,871 I thought Mandy threw those letters away. 332 00:14:26,913 --> 00:14:28,258 She did. 333 00:14:30,126 --> 00:14:31,819 You took 'em out of the trash? 334 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,033 I tried not to. 335 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,205 I failed. 336 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,762 What is wrong with people? 337 00:14:41,891 --> 00:14:43,672 They don't have to agree with her, 338 00:14:43,802 --> 00:14:46,841 but there's no reason to tear her apart. 339 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,615 You know, we got one of them AOL discs in the mail the other day. 340 00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:54,526 What about it? 341 00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:57,001 I have a feeling this whole World Wide Web thing 342 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,867 is gonna bring us all together. 343 00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:02,818 Make people kind. 344 00:15:02,948 --> 00:15:04,772 Can't happen soon enough. 345 00:15:04,902 --> 00:15:07,029 People all over the world talking to each other. 346 00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:09,678 I don't see the downside. 347 00:15:17,319 --> 00:15:19,447 - Hey. - Hey. 348 00:15:20,749 --> 00:15:22,225 You're not reading more of them letters are you? 349 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,005 Oh, my mom found this one in the pile, 350 00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:25,308 it's from a little girl. 351 00:15:25,481 --> 00:15:27,739 They can be mean. Don't take it personal. 352 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:29,996 No, she thanked me for what I said. 353 00:15:30,127 --> 00:15:32,515 She called me an inspiration. 354 00:15:32,645 --> 00:15:34,121 She didn't spell it right, but it still counts. 355 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,332 I-N-S-P-I-R-A-T-I-O-N? 356 00:15:38,463 --> 00:15:39,592 Yes. 357 00:15:39,722 --> 00:15:40,807 Take that, Sheldon. 358 00:15:43,065 --> 00:15:44,628 Anyway, it got me thinking about CeeCee 359 00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:46,538 and the kind of example I'm setting. 360 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,058 What do you mean? 361 00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:50,837 Being a hypocrite just to keep my job. 362 00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,007 Everybody does that. 363 00:15:53,137 --> 00:15:55,005 Besides, she's gonna 364 00:15:55,134 --> 00:15:57,696 grow up with a famous news lady for a mom. 365 00:15:57,827 --> 00:15:59,259 That's a good example. 366 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:00,389 I guess. 367 00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:02,820 Oh, come on, great job, beautiful kid, 368 00:16:02,949 --> 00:16:04,946 young trophy husband. 369 00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:07,769 You've got it all. 370 00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:09,983 Trophy husband, huh? 371 00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:11,329 You've seen me with my shirt off. 372 00:16:19,404 --> 00:16:21,662 Pastor Jeff, thank you again for doing this. 373 00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:24,354 Happy to be an example of Christian forgiveness. 374 00:16:26,308 --> 00:16:28,131 Get that all out now. 375 00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:29,824 I was just stretching my eyes. 376 00:16:29,998 --> 00:16:31,561 Okay, we're back 377 00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:34,600 in five, four... 378 00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:39,767 Hi, Mandy McAllister again. 379 00:16:39,897 --> 00:16:41,417 Don't change the channel. 380 00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,542 I know I upset a lot of people, 381 00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:47,929 and I realized that instead of talking more, 382 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,839 I should listen. 383 00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:53,009 Which is why I have Pastor Jeff from First Baptist here with me. 384 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,746 Can I just say, 385 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:58,479 I am so sorry that I offended you. 386 00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:01,864 Thank you. 387 00:17:01,996 --> 00:17:04,426 And I understand you've been getting a lot of hate mail, 388 00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:06,727 so I would like to remind my Christian community 389 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,767 that is not how Jesus teaches us to behave. 390 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,762 We don't write nasty letters about our neighbors. 391 00:17:12,936 --> 00:17:14,500 We write them about The Simpsons. 392 00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:17,278 And thanks to our campaign... 393 00:17:17,451 --> 00:17:20,448 Why's she staring like that? 394 00:17:20,578 --> 00:17:22,792 I think she's trying not to roll her eyes. 395 00:17:24,485 --> 00:17:27,351 Well, I'm so glad we could put this behind us. 396 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,260 I think what ruffled the feathers of my flock 397 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:33,516 was that your comment seemed disrespectful of God. 398 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:34,862 Mm-hmm. We good? 399 00:17:36,295 --> 00:17:38,639 And frankly a little ignorant of the scripture. 400 00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:42,720 "For God so loved the world that He gave His only son." 401 00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:44,196 Okay, you know what? 402 00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:45,282 I can't do this. 403 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:48,147 Sure you can. Keep going. 404 00:17:48,321 --> 00:17:50,926 I didn't mean to offend you, and I am sorry for that, 405 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,531 but I'm not sorry for what I said. 406 00:17:53,661 --> 00:17:55,919 I don't want my daughter or any other little girl 407 00:17:56,049 --> 00:17:59,696 thinking that they need to apologize for having an opinion. 408 00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:03,039 So if that's what it takes for me to keep this job then... 409 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,036 I quit. 410 00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:07,684 What did she do? 411 00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:09,292 What did I do?